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Schizos, Kleptos and Game Shows

is the latest novel.  Here's the blurb:

What do you do when you’re convinced Satan has been watching you bend over in yoga class? Who do you turn to for help when your daughter is a heroin user and prostitute? Elizabeth Halloway, a crisis counselor at Mission Psychiatric Hospital, answers these calls and considers herself lucky to work at such a luxurious private facility since she’s a kleptomaniac and was fired from her last job because of the  attempted murder of game show host Chuck Woolery. She becomes entangled with a psychotic Mormon who steals blood, a delusional drug-addicted rock star and a handsome psychiatrist.  She tries to hold onto her job despite a dropping admission rate and a disintegrating marriage to Jack, a local sportswriter and broadcaster.  Elizabeth attempts to keep herself out of crisis by triaging the insanity of others.

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Chasing the Ferryman

 "Compassionate yet darkly humorous, poignant and empathetic, lyrical and loving. Horner's engagingly written novel takes us into a world where one plus one does not equal two, where one minus one equals less than zero, where twins - identical though they may be - cannot live the same life. A world where sometimes you discover that the Boatman, no matter how you beg him, simply refuses to ferry you from life to death."  

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