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 Schizos, Kleptos and Game Shows

is the latest novel.  Here's the blurb:

What do you do when you’re convinced Satan has been watching you bend over in yoga class? Who do you turn to for help when your daughter is a heroin user and prostitute? Elizabeth Halloway, a crisis counselor at Mission Psychiatric Hospital, answers these calls and considers herself lucky to work at such a luxurious private facility since she’s a kleptomaniac and was fired from her last job because of the  attempted murder of game show host Chuck Woolery. She becomes entangled with a psychotic Mormon who steals blood, a delusional drug-addicted rock star and a handsome psychiatrist.  She tries to hold onto her job despite a dropping admission rate and a disintegrating marriage to Jack, a local sportswriter and broadcaster.  Elizabeth attempts to keep herself out of crisis by triaging the insanity of others.

Note:

Chasing the Ferryman
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Rockway Press*
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