Eleanor C. Horner
A little madness,  a little kindness, makes for happiness. 
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About the Author
 
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Eleanor lives in Arizona, she is an award-winning author, teacher and all-around fan of Asian culture. She is currently working on her second novel, Upside-Down Tourniquet: Chronicles of an Anti Social Worker.